2015 Classic: The Divergent Series
“I’m ‘Divergent’!” “Meaning?” “I’m a 30-year-old who still likes YA novels and snacks. I don’t fit in.” Part of the 56 Adult Jokes: The 2015 “Golden Dress… Read More »2015 Classic: The Divergent Series
2015 Classic: The “Bad Blood” Music Video
Why was the BBQ so “Cinematic”? Because Taylor Swift gathered 20 of her famous friends to prove that “band-aids don’t fix bullet holes” (or burnt… Read More »2015 Classic: The “Bad Blood” Music Video
2014 Classic: The Silicon Valley Debut
Why the jokes? For showing that programmers are the new rockstars, just with worse physical coordination. Part of the 40 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2014… Read More »2014 Classic: The Silicon Valley Debut
2014 Legacy: The Kingsman
I told her “Manners maketh man.” She said, “Then use your manners and ask me nicely before you eat my leftovers.” Part of the 60… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Kingsman
2014 Classic: The Kamikaze
“To the year of the beard!” Part of the 56 Bar Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & World Cup” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2013 Vintage: Scary Movie 5’s Expiry
Why was it nominated? Because parodying movies that came out years ago is a great way to ensure a theater stays empty. Part of the… Read More »2013 Vintage: Scary Movie 5’s Expiry
2013 Archive: The Thermostat
She says 70 degrees is “the temperature of a failed state.” Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Candy Crush” Edition archive.… Read More »2013 Archive: The Thermostat
2012 Vintage: The Strawberry Candy Fusion
Reaching into a dark winter coat pocket and pulling out a solid, sticky mass of five individual strawberry-patterned hard candies that melted together three years… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Strawberry Candy Fusion
2012 Archive: The “Selfie” Emergence
Why did the word become popular? Because 2012 was the year we stopped looking at the candidates and started looking at ourselves looking at the… Read More »2012 Archive: The “Selfie” Emergence
2011 Legacy: The Load
I’m “buffering” my social skills for the real world. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Load