“I’m ‘Divergent’!” “Meaning?” “I’m a 30-year-old who still likes YA novels and snacks. I don’t fit in.”
Part of the 56 Adult Jokes: The 2015 “Golden Dress & Turtleneck Vibes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
The coolest joke in the zip code.
Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
High five for this joke!
No way! That’s too much!