2009 Archive: The He’s Just Not That Into You
Why is that movie the ultimate 2009 guide? Because it taught us that if he hasn’t poked you back on Facebook, it’s over. Part of the… Read More »2009 Archive: The He’s Just Not That Into You
2009 Classic: The G20 London Summit
Why was the photo-op so awkward? Because it was the first time the “Old World” leaders had to sit next to the “Emerging Market” leaders… Read More »2009 Classic: The G20 London Summit
2009 Classic: The Up
I watched a movie about a flying house. It was very “uplifting,” but I’m still “down” about the first 10 minutes. Part of the 199… Read More »2009 Classic: The Up
2008 Classic: The Movie Ticket Bookmark
Opening a heavy pew Bible to look up a reference in the Old Testament and finding a glossy ticket stub from a summer screening of… Read More »2008 Classic: The Movie Ticket Bookmark
2008 Archive: The File
I’m “storing” my hope for 2009. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Archive: The Tab
I’m “keeping” a tab on the gas prices. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Vintage: The Mustache
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up! Part of the 49 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Mustache
2008 Legacy: The Amos
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bit me at the premiere! Part of the 49 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Amos
2007 Classic: The Transformers
A guy tries to turn his bar stool into a car. The bartender says, “Sir, that’s not Optimus Prime, that’s just a stool. And you’re… Read More »2007 Classic: The Transformers
2007 Classic: The Thimble
I’m “protecting” my data. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified