2007 Classic: The Transformers

A guy tries to turn his bar stool into a car. The bartender says, “Sir, that’s not Optimus Prime, that’s just a stool. And you’re not Megan Fox.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »

Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »

A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »

A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »

A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »

"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »

In 1997, the bar scene was a clash of cultures. While the craft b...read more »

"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »

Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »

Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »

Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »

In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »

The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »

In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »

@AOL_Surfer11/07/2014 12:31You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!

@AltaVista_Pro05/19/2014 07:28Best result I ever found on a search engine.

@Burning_CDs12/17/2001 12:18I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!

@Fargo_Marge03/31/2001 06:36Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.

@Magic_SchoolBus04/14/2006 07:00Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!

@Numa_Numa_Guy01/01/2009 18:35Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!

@IMVU_Chatter01/10/2000 01:493D laughs are the best!

@Selfie_King_0507/12/2011 11:25Taking a photo of me laughing!