2008 Vintage: The Mustache

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2011, we were all watching the Royal Wedding on our screens an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Link. / Link who? / Link your bra...read more »

In 2019, we were all trying to "Storm Area 51" (at least in our m...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey won't...read more »

In 2007, the world changed with a single touch. As we stood in li...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? ...read more »

In 2015, the Force finally awakened. It was the year we all start...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

In 1995, before we had instant messaging, we had the door. Knock-...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »

@Encarta_User06/24/2013 19:25I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.

@Doom_Guy04/23/2012 03:27Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!

@SpiderMan_Tobey11/02/2005 16:04With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.

@Wayne_World_Ex01/20/2010 17:20Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!

@Frag_Master_9902/02/2003 15:52Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!