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2009 Classic: The G20 London Summit

Why was the photo-op so awkward? Because it was the first time the “Old World” leaders had to sit next to the “Emerging Market” leaders and ask them for a loan.

Part of the 34 Politicians Jokes: The 2009 “Inaugurations & Innovations” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pager_Guy04/01/2005 12:44Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
@Hanson_Fan_9706/10/2012 13:16Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
@Reservoir_Joe04/07/2015 22:59Professional humor for professional people.
@Footloose_Ren11/17/2009 11:01Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
@Bill_Ted_Excell04/04/2003 15:05Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
@Mocking_Sponge09/22/2010 23:12mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
@Space_Background09/26/1996 15:51The stars are aligned for this joke.
@PopUp_Blocker_X06/28/1999 17:00I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
@Shut_Up_Money01/08/2008 18:01Shut up and take my laughter!

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