2023 Classic: The “Thirsties” Awards

Politico gave out awards for the most “attention-thirsty” members of Congress—because in 2023, politics without TikTok is just a long meeting.

🔥 Top 10: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2008, the world economy felt like a game of Jenga played by pe...read more »

Why did it survive? Because people wanted a place to complain abo...read more »

Why was this Congressman so extraordinary? Because his resume was...read more »

Why did everyone believe in the Pope in a white puffer coat? Beca...read more »

Why are they working? Because people realized that doing the same...read more »

Why did governments grant amnesty for posts from 2010-2020? Becau...read more »

Why is this still happening? Because both sides realized that as ...read more »

Why were 90-year-olds still ruling? Because medicine in 2025 beca...read more »

Why did no one show up to the rally? Because everyone protested v...read more »

Why did Elon Musk show off robots at the "We, Robot" event? To pr...read more »

Why did everyone look up in April? Because it was the only time i...read more »

Why were politicians so nervous about video calls? Because in 202...read more »

In 2017, the line between Washington D.C. and a 24-hour reality T...read more »

Why were the mechanical dogs ineffective? Because people started ...read more »

@Snake_Game_Pro02/22/2002 13:12I crashed my snake because I was laughing.

@Futurama_Bender03/01/2011 11:11Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!

@Pentium_Power05/20/2009 20:04My processor can barely handle this much humor!

@Diva_Plavalaguna06/10/1998 03:34The highest note of humor!

@Goonies_Never_D05/25/2014 13:49Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.

@PeanutButter_J07/18/1995 03:39It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?