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2025 Classic: The “Robot Dog” Border Patrol

Why were the mechanical dogs ineffective? Because people started throwing virtual bones (viruses) at them, making the robots chase their own tails instead of guarding the border.

Part of the 34 Politicians Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon & Sovereignty” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zelda_Link09/28/2014 11:29It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
@Full_House_Lover07/11/1996 03:52You got it, dude! Hilarious.
@X-Gen_Mark01/05/2015 13:07This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
@Tamagotchi_Sitter07/09/1997 17:07My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
@Finding_Nemo_Dory04/17/1997 00:07Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
@Harry_Potter_Hermione09/20/1997 09:37It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
@Donnie_Darko_8804/03/1999 07:43Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
@Mr_Blonde_Dance11/17/2009 06:29Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
@Thundercats_Ho06/11/2008 23:41Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)

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