Welcome to 2025. The year AI stopped just “talking” and started “doing” our chores, the year we finally got a release window for GTA VI, and… Read More »79 Animal Jokes: The Agentic Future & Vice City Protocol (2025)
Why did the blonde plant Cheerios in her garden? She wanted Cheerios trees.
Why were the stadiums in the US already changing their grass? Because the world is coming, and FIFA is very picky about how green their… Read More »2025 Classic: The World Cup 2026 Countdown
My phone just told me I spent 12 hours looking at a screen today. I told my phone that 8 of those hours were spent… Read More »2025 Archive: The “Screentime” Guilt
Why was the traveler still throwing away his water? Because even though they promised the “New Scanners,” the old ones were still thirsty for his… Read More »2024 Archive: The 3-1-1 Rule Removal
Politico gave out awards for the most “attention-thirsty” members of Congress—because in 2023, politics without TikTok is just a long meeting. Part of the 35… Read More »2023 Classic: The “Thirsties” Awards
Why was its win so historic? Because it proved that a movie about a deaf family and a fishing boat can beat a billion-dollar blockbuster,… Read More »2022 Classic: The “CODA” Victory
“I’m fighting for my honor!” “No, you’re just arguing with a bot on Twitter. There is no ‘honor’ in the comments section.” Part of the 55 Adult… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Last Duel
Why was the worker doing the absolute bare minimum? He called it “Setting Boundaries,” but the manager called it “The 4:59 PM Departure.” Part of… Read More »2021 Vintage: The “Quiet Quitting” Pre-hype
Why was the guy on the skateboard drinking cranberry juice? Because “Dreams” by Fleetwood Mac was the only way to survive the 2020 vibes. Part… Read More »2020 Legacy: The “Nathan Apodaca” Vibe
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