2017 Vintage: The Melon
I’m “one” in a million traders. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Vintage: HQ Trivia
Why was everyone staring at their phones at 3:00 PM? Because Scott Rogowsky was live, and we were all one “savage question” away from winning… Read More »2017 Vintage: HQ Trivia
2017 Vintage: The Robin
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the fridge for some snacks! Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Robin
2016 Archive: The “Dirty Grandpa” Vibe
Why Robert De Niro? For proving that he will say “yes” to any movie that involves him being as inappropriate as possible. Part of the… Read More »2016 Archive: The “Dirty Grandpa” Vibe
2015 Vintage: Hoverboards (The Exploding Ones)
Why was there a fire extinguisher by the table? Because everyone got those two-wheeled balance boards for an early gift, and we weren’t sure if… Read More »2015 Vintage: Hoverboards (The Exploding Ones)
2015 Archive: The Canoe
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help me with this? Part of the 34 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2015… Read More »2015 Archive: The Canoe
2015 Archive: The Best Sound Mixing
Why did Whiplash win? Because the sound of a drumstick hitting a cymbal is the only thing that can keep an Oscar voter awake after… Read More »2015 Archive: The Best Sound Mixing
2014 Archive: The Thermal Fax Preservation
The church secretary handling an urgent baptismal record sent via an old thermal fax machine, treating the curly, shiny paper like a delicate artifact that… Read More »2014 Archive: The Thermal Fax Preservation
2014 Archive: The Decaf Coffee Verification
Eyeing the restaurant waiter with extreme intensity to ensure the hot water was poured exclusively from the orange-rimmed pot and not the regular caffeinated one.… Read More »2014 Archive: The Decaf Coffee Verification
2013 Vintage: The “Tactical” Beard Protocol
Why did the “Operator” look so scruffy? To prove that “Special” is a direct function of how much of your face is covered by hair.… Read More »2013 Vintage: The “Tactical” Beard Protocol