2017 Vintage: The Melon

I’m “one” in a million traders.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "pointing" at the exit of the simulation.Part of the 124 Cla...read more »

The new millennium finally found its groove in 2001. We watched a...read more »

In 2021, we learned that a pair of knitted mittens could win the ...read more »

I’m a "couch" potato in a smart-home.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

I’m "peeling" back the layers of space-time.Part of the 124 Clas...read more »

I’m "surface" deep in the newest OS.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

2017 was a year of constant motion. Whether it was the literal sp...read more »

In 2006, the digital world became personal. It was the year we al...read more »

I’m "stable" enough for a reload.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

I’m "folding" my holographic screen.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "hanging" a dynamic sunset on my wall.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "barking" up the right cloud tower.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "vanishing.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

The world felt a little smaller and a lot more "heroic" in 2002. ...read more »

@Hotmail_Original04/07/2014 06:36Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!

@Net_Neutral_9506/30/2012 06:56This is why we need the internet.

@Fresh_Prince_9003/13/2006 18:02In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...

@Futurama_Bender09/04/2011 02:25Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!

@Frasier_Crane10/16/1996 09:21I am listening... and I am laughing.

@StoneCold_31606/20/2002 13:27And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!

@Ricky_Bobby_Fan02/20/1996 23:20Shake and bake! Hilarious!

@Marquee_Text_Fan06/29/2001 13:40<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>

@Android_Bot_9908/16/1998 09:24Beep boop. Humor recognized.