2013 Vintage: The “Tactical” Beard Protocol
Why did the “Operator” look so scruffy? To prove that “Special” is a direct function of how much of your face is covered by hair.… Read More »2013 Vintage: The “Tactical” Beard Protocol
2012 Archive: The Shore
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope you’re happy! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2012 Apocalypse… Read More »2012 Archive: The Shore
2011 Legacy: The Planking Epidemic
Why was the school lobby so hazardous during lunch break? Because students were obsessed with the “planking” trend, lying completely flat and stiff on top… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Planking Epidemic
2010 Vintage: The Kindle vs. iPad War
Why was the reading nook so divided? Because half the family wanted E-ink that looked like paper, and the other half wanted a glowing screen… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Kindle vs. iPad War
2009 Classic: The 2009 Wrap-Up
She said 2009 was a year of “heightened awareness.” Mostly awareness of how much I still need to fix in the guest bathroom. Part of… Read More »2009 Classic: The 2009 Wrap-Up
2008 Legacy: The Hellboy II Visuals
Why was the 4th so “Golden”? Because Guillermo del Toro reminded us that fairies and trolls are real, and they probably want a piece of… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Hellboy II Visuals
2008 Vintage: The Madagascar 2 Moto Moto
“I like ’em big, I like ’em chunky.” The internet is going to have a field day with this hippopotamus. Part of the 81 Observational… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Madagascar 2 Moto Moto
2008 Vintage: The Laser Pointer Ban Upgrade
The school board updating the student handbook to state that anyone caught projecting a red dot onto the chalkboard during an exam would face instant… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Laser Pointer Ban Upgrade
2008 Classic: The “7 Things” Miley Cyrus
Why was the teenager making a list? Because Miley was listing the things she hated about her ex, and the teen was listing the 7… Read More »2008 Classic: The “7 Things” Miley Cyrus
2008 Archive: Madagascar 2
Why were the kids yelling “I like to move it, move it” again? Because the sequels never stop, and neither does the earworm. Part of… Read More »2008 Archive: Madagascar 2