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2002 Vintage: The Bourne Identity Realization

 I just learned that a CIA assassin can take out a room of professionals with a rolled-up magazine, while I can’t even open a bag of chips without a pair of scissors.

Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners: The 2002 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Pokemon_Blue04/14/1995 17:10Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
@Hotmail_Checker11/27/1995 12:52Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
@Unix_Wizard11/26/2013 14:43sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
@SoulSeek_Fan05/10/2012 23:27Rare humor found in the deep web.
@Snatch_Mickey02/25/1997 09:08Do ya like dags? And jokes?
@Flickr_User_0401/14/2009 17:53A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
@Lulz_Sec_Ghost03/05/2004 10:37Laughing at the security of my own ribs!

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