I just learned that a CIA assassin can take out a room of professionals with a rolled-up magazine, while I can’t even open a bag of chips without a pair of scissors.
Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners: The 2002 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
Rare humor found in the deep web.
Do ya like dags? And jokes?
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!