“I like ’em big, I like ’em chunky.” The internet is going to have a field day with this hippopotamus.
Part of the 81 Observational One-Liners: The 2008 Superhero Surge archive. Historically Verified
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I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
Deadly funny! Watch out!
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
Equality for all jokes!