Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope you’re happy!
Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2012 Apocalypse Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
33 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1998 Retro Edition
In 1998, we were busy upgrading our RAM and worrying about Y2K, b...read more »
2025 Archive: The Hatch
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Cargo
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Kendrick
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Not like. / Not like who? / Not l...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Ivana
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »
2025 Archive: The Hugo
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »
47 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2014 Happy & Galaxy Edition
In 2014, we were busy completing challenges for a good cause and ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Tank
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »
37 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2003 Nemo & Snap Edition
In 2003, we were all told to "just keep swimming." It was the yea...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Otto
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto-correct ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2024 Classic: The Beetlejuice
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Beetlejuice. / Beetlejuice who? /...read more »
2025 Archive: The Honeydew
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »
55 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Edition
Welcome to the future! In 2000, we traded our pagers for mobile p...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Alex
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
Laughing in slow motion right now!
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!
Thanks for the donation and the joke!