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2008 Vintage: The Laser Pointer Ban Upgrade

The school board updating the student handbook to state that anyone caught projecting a red dot onto the chalkboard during an exam would face instant suspension.

Part of the 36 School & Teacher Jokes: The 2008 “Twilight Craze, Obama Hype & iPod Touch” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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