2007 Classic: The Wii Fit
She’s still on the balance board. It told her she’s “Obese” because she was holding the cat. Now the cat is on a diet. Part… Read More »2007 Classic: The Wii Fit
2006 Vintage: Outstanding Lead Actress (Drama)
Why Mariska Hargitay? For being the emotional heartbeat of a show that usually focuses on DNA swabs. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2006 Vintage: Outstanding Lead Actress (Drama)
2006 Vintage: Heroes (Debut)
Why was the cheerleader so important? “Save the cheerleader, save the world”—the motto of every 2006 TV fan who was obsessed with people discovering they… Read More »2006 Vintage: Heroes (Debut)
2006 Archive: Best Male Pop Vocal
Why “From the Bottom of My Heart” by Stevie Wonder? Because if Stevie Wonder releases a song, the Grammys will find him and give him… Read More »2006 Archive: Best Male Pop Vocal
2006 Vintage: The Spreadsheet Goal
Why was the chart “Glossy”? Because if it didn’t look like it was made of plastic, it wasn’t 2006. Part of the 65 Office Groaners:… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Spreadsheet Goal
2005 Classic: The Banana
I’m “peeling” great about 2005. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2005 Archive: The Librarian
“Darkness is just a silent movie that never ends.” Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2005 – The YouTube Revolution archive. Historically Verified
2004 Classic: The Mouse
I’m “clicking” with the cool kids. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Classic: The Ashlee Simpson “Hoedown”
Why did everyone start dancing awkwardly when the music skipped? Because we were all paying tribute to the greatest SNL lip-sync fail of all time.… Read More »2004 Classic: The Ashlee Simpson “Hoedown”
2004 Vintage: The Sex and the City Goodbye
Why was Carrie Bradshaw crying on the red carpet? Because after six years of sprinting through New York in stilettos, her feet were finally allowed… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Sex and the City Goodbye