She’s still on the balance board. It told her she’s “Obese” because she was holding the cat. Now the cat is on a diet.
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You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
I love lamp. And I love this joke.
Bark! (He says it’s funny).