2005 Classic: The Banana

I’m “peeling” great about 2005.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "slowly" updating.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: ...read more »

I’m just your "bold" type of 2025er.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

2019 was the year of "Part of the journey is the end." We sat thr...read more »

2017 was a year of constant motion. Whether it was the literal sp...read more »

In 1995, before memes were a thing, we had the "groaner." One-lin...read more »

The clocks struck midnight, and to everyone’s surprise, the plane...read more »

2018 was the year of the "Victory Royale" and the "Emotional Dama...read more »

I’m "typing" with my thoughts now.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "shaking" off the legacy bugs.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "browsing" through the future.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "clicking" with the 6G network.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "earning" my stripes.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

The world felt a little smaller and a lot more "heroic" in 2002. ...read more »

I’m "turning" over a new digital leaf.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

@Zoolander_Blue05/12/2013 02:39Is there more to life than being really, really funny?

@Titanic_Jack07/12/2011 11:19I am the king of the world... of laughing!

@Iron_Man_Tony06/02/2014 19:43I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.

@Walter_Sobchak07/26/2009 17:05Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?

@Ancient_Aliens_G06/22/2013 16:11I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.

@Second_Life_Avy08/23/2015 15:48In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.

@Captain_Obvious10/25/1996 10:39This is a comment on a funny joke.

@Slow_Clap_Guy02/10/2004 15:45...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!