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2006 Vintage: Heroes (Debut)

Why was the cheerleader so important? “Save the cheerleader, save the world”—the motto of every 2006 TV fan who was obsessed with people discovering they have powers.

Part of the 37 Halloween Jokes: The 2006 “Pirates & Nintendo Wii” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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2024 Classic: Moo Deng
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Why was the mummy so confident on Halloween? Because he knew he w...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Forrest_Gump_Running03/08/2010 18:25Laughing is as laughing does.
@Fat_Bastard_Get12/25/2003 07:43Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
@Clans_Leader_9908/24/2012 09:25Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
@No_Way_Jose10/25/1997 07:04No way! That’s too much!
@Anonymous_User08/31/1999 12:23We are many. We are laughing.
@Browser_War_V01/21/2006 20:04Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.

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