2000 Archive: The Destiny’s Child
“I’m a survivor, I’m not gon’ give up!” “Dave, you just survived a trip to the IKEA with your wife. Calm down.” Part of the 53 Adult… Read More »2000 Archive: The Destiny’s Child
2000 Legacy: The Millionaire Lifeline
A guy is in bed with his wife. He says, “I’d like to use a lifeline.” She asks, “Phone a friend?” He says, “No, ask the… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Millionaire Lifeline
2000 Legacy: The Bouncer
The bouncer checks an ID and says, “Born in 1979? Wow, you’re practically a fossil in this new century.” Part of the 67 Bar Jokes:… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Bouncer
2000 Classic: The What Women Want Logic
Why Mel Gibson? For a movie that suggested that if a man gets electrocuted in a bathtub, he’ll finally understand that women just want him… Read More »2000 Classic: The What Women Want Logic
1999 Archive: The David E. Kelley Double
Why was he the king of the night? For winning Best Comedy (Ally McBeal) and Best Drama (The Practice) in the same year—a feat that… Read More »1999 Archive: The David E. Kelley Double
1999 Vintage: The Book
Why was the book so cold? It forgot its jacket. Part of the 58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition archive. Historically Verified
1999 Classic: The “Smooth” Santana
Rob Thomas and Carlos Santana have successfully taken over every radio station on the planet. You cannot escape the hat or the guitar solo. Part… Read More »1999 Classic: The “Smooth” Santana
1998 Vintage: The There’s Something About Mary “Hair Gel”
Why Cameron Diaz? For a scene so iconic it made every person in 1998 terrified of what their date might have on their ear. Part… Read More »1998 Vintage: The There’s Something About Mary “Hair Gel”
1998 Legacy: Bruce Willis’ Triple Threat
Why did Bruce Willis win Worst Actor? For Armageddon, Mercury Rising, and The Siege—proving that in 1998, he was just playing “Bruce Willis” in three different colored jackets.… Read More »1998 Legacy: Bruce Willis’ Triple Threat
1997 Vintage: The Keyboard Wrist Rest
Why was the desk so soft? The “Ergonomic Revolution” brought bean-bag rests for everyone’s wrists. Part of the 64 Office Groaners: The 1997 Retro Edition… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Keyboard Wrist Rest