2000 Legacy: The Bouncer

The bouncer checks an ID and says, “Born in 1979? Wow, you’re practically a fossil in this new century.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Dreamcast_Gamer04/29/2014 19:04Thinking is definitely funny today.

@ChatRoom_Queen02/04/1998 15:34A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!

@Lion_King_Pumbaa02/15/2015 10:39They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!

@Goldmember_I_L07/10/1998 23:31I love gold! And I love this joke!

@Leave_Britney_A08/08/2009 23:12Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!

@Leet_Speaker_7702/23/2008 03:107h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!