2004 Classic: The Ashlee Simpson “Hoedown”
Why did everyone start dancing awkwardly when the music skipped? Because we were all paying tribute to the greatest SNL lip-sync fail of all time.… Read More »2004 Classic: The Ashlee Simpson “Hoedown”
2003 Classic: The Memory
“Doctor, I keep forgetting my usernames.” “Write them on your forehead. That’s what I do.” Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2003 “SARS Scare… Read More »2003 Classic: The Memory
2003 Archive: The Nemo Philosophy
Why did the manager hire a goldfish? To remind the team that no matter how big the project is, we just need to “keep swimming.”… Read More »2003 Archive: The Nemo Philosophy
2002 Classic: The Sean Paul “Dutty Rock”
Why the dancehall? For bringing the Kingston heat to the global charts and making “Gimme the Light” the anthem of every party. Part of the… Read More »2002 Classic: The Sean Paul “Dutty Rock”
2002 Vintage: The Mojito Trend
The bartender’s hands are permanently stained green from mint. He says, “I’m turning into the Hulk, one Mojito at a time.” Part of the 71… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Mojito Trend
2002 Vintage: The Clock
I’m a watch. I’m just “timely.” Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Vintage: The Bourne Identity Realization
I just learned that a CIA assassin can take out a room of professionals with a rolled-up magazine, while I can’t even open a bag… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Bourne Identity Realization
2002 Classic: The 8 Mile Hype
Suddenly, everyone in the suburbs is having “rap battles” in their garage. It’s mostly just people rhyming “cat” with “hat.” Part of the 76 Observational… Read More »2002 Classic: The 8 Mile Hype
2002 Vintage: The Rollerblade Locker Puzzle
Trying to fit two massive plastic inline skates, a winter coat, and a giant zippered binder into a metal locker that was only eight inches… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Rollerblade Locker Puzzle
2001 Legacy: The Map
I’m a traveler. I’m just “lost.” Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified