1995 Classic: The Funeral Etiquette

Why did the lawyer attend his rival’s funeral? Just to make sure he was actually “dismissed.”

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@Tripod_Member01/12/2003 23:36Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.

@Lion_King_Pumbaa03/13/2012 22:25They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!

@Men_In_Black_K05/31/2000 18:10We are the best kept secret... of humor.

@Talladega_N_R04/01/2006 15:41If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).

@Web_Counter_9911/21/1996 09:11I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!

@Dogpile_Fan_Club05/26/1995 06:02All the search engines agree: this is funny.

@Digg_Submitter_0507/27/1998 22:45Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!

@Safari_Surfer11/26/2007 18:37A wild laugh appeared!