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2003 Archive: The Nemo Philosophy

 Why did the manager hire a goldfish? To remind the team that no matter how big the project is, we just need to “keep swimming.”

Part of the 66 Office Groaners: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & MySpace” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AltaVista_Pro03/25/2006 02:00Best result I ever found on a search engine.
@Buffy_Summers_9706/13/2013 21:51Slaying these jokes one by one.
@Nsync_Justin07/08/2007 03:10Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
@Fifth_Element_Lelu05/20/1999 05:16Multipass! For the comedy club!
@Nice_Guy_Eddie03/03/2013 10:52Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
@Rocket_Power_9904/12/1998 10:58We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
@Double_Rainbow_G11/22/1999 11:29What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
@Bernie_Mittens10/01/2005 09:57I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
@Infoseek_Explorer10/14/2012 20:46Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
@Stick_Death_Fan06/14/2004 16:31Brutally funny! Keep them coming.

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