I’m a watch. I’m just “timely.”
Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
M’lady... this joke is superb.