1997 Archive: The Pineapple
I’m a tropical fruit. I’m just prickly. Part of the 62 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Legacy: Ally McBeal
Why was Aunt Linda dancing alone in the kitchen? She was visualizing the “Dancing Baby” CGI meme from the internet. Part of the 41 Christmas… Read More »1997 Legacy: Ally McBeal
1996 Legacy: The Hungry Book
Why did the book go to the kitchen? It wanted to read the “recipes” for success. Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Hungry Book
1996 Legacy: The Pearl Jam “No Code”
Why the weirdness? Because Eddie Vedder hated being famous so much he recorded an album that sounded like a deliberate attempt to stop people from… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Pearl Jam “No Code”
1995 Legacy: The Airport Bar
Why was the man drinking at 8 AM? Because “airport time” is a lawless dimension where it’s always Friday night. Part of the 44 Travel… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Airport Bar
1995 Classic: The Funeral Etiquette
Why did the lawyer attend his rival’s funeral? Just to make sure he was actually “dismissed.” Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1995 “Briefcase… Read More »1995 Classic: The Funeral Etiquette
1995 Vintage: The Hair
She spent four hours at the salon. I didn’t notice. I’ll be paying for that for the next decade. Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Hair