1995 Vintage: The Hair

She spent four hours at the salon. I didn’t notice. I’ll be paying for that for the next decade.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

What’s the difference between love and marriage? Love is blind b...read more »

A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »

The ultimate symbol of power in the modern living room.We have a ...read more »

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weig...read more »

In 2008, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the hous...read more »

I asked the new AI to "mediate" our argument about the thermosta...read more »

A magical moment that reveals the truth about aging.My wife blew ...read more »

Trying to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy week.I tri...read more »

A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station....read more »

When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »

My husband created a digital twin of himself to handle all his "...read more »

In 2004, marriage entered the era of social media distraction and...read more »

In 2010, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of sharing ...read more »

I’m playing football in the kitchen. I tackled the refrigerator....read more »

@ICQ_Master9905/27/2012 05:55Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@Dumb_And_Dumber06/28/2004 21:56So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?

@Pirates_Jack_S07/01/1997 14:42But you have heard of this joke!

@Ruby_Rhod_Green07/03/2015 14:46Super green! Hilarious!

@Beanie_Campbell09/12/1996 12:19True friendship is sharing a good joke.

@Clans_Leader_9907/26/2006 21:19Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!

@Maplestory_Kid05/31/2007 17:18@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!