Why did the book go to the kitchen? It wanted to read the “recipes” for success.
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Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
I should make a stickman movie about this.
One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.