Why was the man drinking at 8 AM? Because “airport time” is a lawless dimension where it’s always Friday night.
Part of the 44 Travel Jokes: The 1995 “Paper Tickets & Fanny Packs” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
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A F5 of a joke! Intense!
Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
The magic man... is laughing!
<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.