2025 Classic: The Vertical Takeoff

Why was the taxi so loud? Because “Electric VTOLs” are everywhere and every city sounds like a giant hairdryer.

🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the traveler staring at a wall? Because the airplane win...read more »

Traveling in 2000 was a weird mix of survivalist relief and early...read more »

In 1998, traveling felt like the future was finally arriving—most...read more »

Why did the tourist tip the hotel robot a battery pack? Because ...read more »

Why was the hiker disappointed? Because the "Lunar Dust" got int...read more »

In 2023, travel became a battleground for Taylor Swift tickets an...read more »

Why was the guest so annoyed at the Galactic Resort? Because he ...read more »

In 2019, travel peaked before the big pause. We all wanted to sto...read more »

Why did the tourist walk through his guide? Because it was a hig...read more »

Why was the plane so quiet? Because every passenger was watching...read more »

Buying things you will definitely regret as soon as you land.I bo...read more »

A view of the clouds and a test of human patience.I asked for a w...read more »

Why was the traveler looking at a blank wall? Because after the ...read more »

Following a flag on a stick through a crowded city.I joined a wal...read more »

@Men_In_Black_J10/12/2015 12:24Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!

@CRT_Brightness10/12/2008 05:57I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!

@Tagged_Network12/11/2004 23:30You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!

@Facepalm_Master04/16/2002 08:23I facepalmed and then I laughed.

@Cloud_Computing12/22/1995 11:17Storing my laughs in the cloud.

@Retro_End_User11/23/2008 08:18The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.