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2013 Classic: Breaking Bad (The Finale)

 Why was everyone crying over a chemistry teacher? Because in 2013, Walter White proved that “I am the one who knocks” was the ultimate way to end a career in education and blue minerals.

Part of the 36 Celebrity Jokes: The 2013 “Wrecking Balls & Ice Castles” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Floppy_Disk_Hero09/16/2010 23:57I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
@Bluetooth_Bot06/23/1999 16:06Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
@Prestige_World_W09/06/2015 14:34Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
@Numa_Numa_Guy03/06/2000 22:06Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
@Illidan_Blind06/01/2013 13:02I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!

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