Trying to fit two massive plastic inline skates, a winter coat, and a giant zippered binder into a metal locker that was only eight inches wide.
Part of the 37 School & Teacher Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man Hype, Kelly Clarkson & Windows XP Media Center” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
Letting this joke through the port.
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!