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2002 Vintage: The Rollerblade Locker Puzzle

Trying to fit two massive plastic inline skates, a winter coat, and a giant zippered binder into a metal locker that was only eight inches wide.

Part of the 37 School & Teacher Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man Hype, Kelly Clarkson & Windows XP Media Center” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@BBS_Veteran07/02/2007 09:18Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
@MIRC_Operator07/24/2008 01:52/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
@Sidekick_User11/12/2000 02:45Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
@Harry_Potter_0105/04/1999 18:42Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
@Firewall_Wizard06/30/2014 22:21Letting this joke through the port.
@Bill_The_Pai_Mei02/22/2004 06:34You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
@Top_List_Winner03/25/1998 00:56Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!

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