Suddenly, everyone in the suburbs is having “rap battles” in their garage. It’s mostly just people rhyming “cat” with “hat.”
Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners: The 2002 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Seeding this joke for everyone else.
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