Why were the kids yelling “I like to move it, move it” again? Because the sequels never stop, and neither does the earworm.
Part of the 39 Christmas Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Dark Knight” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
Are you not entertained? Because I am!
I am crying... with laughter!
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
The magic man... is laughing!
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
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