2020 Vintage: The Doja Cat “Say So” Viral Wave
Why the TikTok dance? For the song that proved the app was now the official gatekeeper of the Billboard charts. Part of the 42 Musician… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Doja Cat “Say So” Viral Wave
2020 Archive: The Camera-Off Defense
What was the most popular excuse for not answering a question during science class? “Mr. Davis, I would love to explain cell division right now,… Read More »2020 Archive: The Camera-Off Defense
2020 Classic: The Tank
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for being my 6-feet-apart Bestie! Part of the 44 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2020 Classic: The Tank
2019 Vintage: The First All-Female Spacewalk
Why did it take until 2019? Because NASA finally realized that “Equality” means making sure they have enough medium-sized spacesuits in the locker. Part of… Read More »2019 Vintage: The First All-Female Spacewalk
2019 Vintage: The Wikipedia “Personal Appeal” (Year 8)
Why did the intern give $5? Because he realized Wikipedia was the only thing standing between him and total ignorance. Part of the 72 Office… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Wikipedia “Personal Appeal” (Year 8)
2019 Classic: The Smart-Home Snitch 2.0
My smart-toilet sent a report to my doctor. He called me and said, “Stop eating spicy wings at midnight. Your bathroom is worried about you.”… Read More »2019 Classic: The Smart-Home Snitch 2.0
2019 Archive: The Peloton Backlash
Why was the secretary offended? The boss gave her a Peloton for Christmas, and she thought he was “subtly” suggesting her 2020 productivity needed more… Read More »2019 Archive: The Peloton Backlash
2018 Classic: The “7 Days in Entebbe” Burn
Why Rosamund Pike? For a political thriller that was so dull it felt like 7 days in a waiting room. Part of the 36 Razzie… Read More »2018 Classic: The “7 Days in Entebbe” Burn
2018 Classic: Fortnite Dances
Why was the nephew constantly flossing? He wasn’t cleaning his teeth—he was just doing a “battle royale” celebration after successfully taking the last piece of… Read More »2018 Classic: Fortnite Dances
2018 Archive: The Maroon 5
“Girls Like You.” I told her I need a girl like her. She said, “You have a girl like me, and she needs a husband… Read More »2018 Archive: The Maroon 5