2020 Classic: The Tank

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for being my 6-feet-apart Bestie!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »

In 1995, before we had instant messaging, we had the door. Knock-...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Link. / Link who? / Link your bra...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

In 2013, we were all caught in an ice storm of Disney’s Froz...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

In 2002, our world was caught in a web of excitement. From the fi...read more »

In 2020, the front door became the most exciting part of the hous...read more »

@WebTV_Viewer12/31/2003 22:11Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!

@ICQ_Flower03/24/2014 04:56The green petal is glowing! New joke!

@Silk_Road_Ghost10/12/2009 09:28Trading jokes in the shadows.

@BackToFuture_M12/20/2015 14:49Great Scott! This joke is from the future!

@Warcraft_Orc07/16/1995 19:32Work, work... and laugh, laugh!