Why was the nephew constantly flossing? He wasn’t cleaning his teeth—he was just doing a “battle royale” celebration after successfully taking the last piece of dark meat.
Part of the 34 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2018 “Baby Shark & The Snap” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
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