My smart-toilet sent a report to my doctor. He called me and said, “Stop eating spicy wings at midnight. Your bathroom is worried about you.”
Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The 2019 “TikTok Boom & Deepfake Diagnosis” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Expensive Stethoscope
When the medical equipment is smarter than the patient.My doctor ...read more »
55 Doctor Jokes: The 1996 “Managed Care & Medical Dramas” Edition
In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »
2025 Classic: The Vitamin
"Take this. It has 'Neural-Minerals'."Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes...read more »
68 Doctor Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Wii-hab” Edition
In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »
The Modern Surgeon
Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »
The Invisible Patient
A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »
57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry & Omicron” Edition
In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »
58 Doctor Jokes: The 2019 “TikTok Boom & Deepfake Diagnosis” Edition
In 2019, medical humor was all about the "Influencer Doctor." If ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Prompt Doctor
My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »
2025 Classic: The Pharmacy Wait 2
I've been here so long that the 'New' drug is now 'Legacy Softwar...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Heart
"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »
61 Doctor Jokes: The 1998 “Blue Pills & Blue Screens” Edition
In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »
57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era & Google Glass” Edition
In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Waiting Room 2
I’ve been waiting so long I’ve actually outlived the AI model tha...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Old school processing, new school laughs.
I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
True friendship is sharing a good joke.
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.
I facepalmed and then I laughed.
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!