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2019 Vintage: The First All-Female Spacewalk

Why did it take until 2019? Because NASA finally realized that “Equality” means making sure they have enough medium-sized spacesuits in the locker.

Part of the 35 Politicians Jokes: The 2019 “Black Holes & How Dare You” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Legacy: The 2025 Inauguration
Why was Washington so heavily guarded in January? Because after t...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Flat Earth" Re-emergence
Why did people believe in it again in 2025? Because thanks to Dee...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Trump Return
Why did the 2024 campaign feel like a sequel? Because Donald Trum...read more »
32 Politicians Jokes: The 2004 “Big Bang & Blue States” Edition
In 2004, the world felt like it was finally connecting, but the s...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Solar Eclipse (Again)
Why did everyone look up in April? Because it was the only time i...read more »
2025 Legacy: The First AI Senator
Why was an amendment proposed in 2025 to allow algorithms to vote...read more »
38 Politicians Jokes: The 2010 “Leaks, Clouds & iPads” Edition
In 2010, politics went mobile, and the world found out exactly wh...read more »
39 Politicians Jokes: The 2011 “Springs, Stings & Royal Rings” Edition
In 2011, the world felt like it was being re-written in real-time...read more »
2024 Archive: The Super Bowl "Taylor Swift" Theory
Why did people think the game was rigged? Because some people bel...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Rise of Deepfakes
Why were politicians so nervous about video calls? Because in 202...read more »

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33 Politicians Jokes: The 2013 “Whistleblowers & White Smoke” Edition
In 2013, privacy became a myth, the Papacy became "cool," and the...read more »
41 Politicians Jokes: The 2016 “Brexit, Walls & Wildcards” Edition
In 2016, reality decided to take a vacation and let the internet ...read more »
2023 Archive: The Coronation "Sausage Fingers"
What did the King joke about during rehearsals? His own "sausage ...read more »
31 Politicians Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Modems” Edition
In 1996, politics felt like the first version of Netscape Navigat...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@StreetFighter_Ken10/11/2014 15:17Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
@Flash_Player_Fan07/14/1996 11:43Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
@Pi_Mathematics06/19/2006 00:52Finding the patterns in the humor.
@Cow_And_Chicken09/07/2005 16:24Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
@Flashdance_What10/11/2010 06:39What a feeling! (Being funny).
@Sixteen_Candles05/25/1999 15:19I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
@PopUp_Blocker_X03/23/2008 09:31I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
@Epic_Fail_Guy11/17/2005 09:36This joke is an Epic Win!
@Keep_Calm_Fan02/09/2004 16:42Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.

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