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“Girls Like You.” I told her I need a girl like her. She said, “You have a girl like me, and she needs a husband who does the grocery shopping.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 2004, marriage entered the era of social media distraction and...read more »

Trying to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy week.I tri...read more »

Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »

In 2015, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of "The Dre...read more »

Survival of the fittest at the local shopping mall.I’ve been wait...read more »

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weig...read more »

I told her I’m leaving her in the Metaverse. She said, "Great, t...read more »

"Should we get the iBrain upgrade?" "Will it make you remember t...read more »

The house plays music based on my mood. It’s been playing "Loser...read more »

Finding the perfect balance between romantic and practical.For ou...read more »

In 2023, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Bar...read more »

It only gives me 2 minutes of hot water to "save the planet." My...read more »

In 2020, marriage was an extreme endurance sport played entirely ...read more »

Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »

@Zip_Drive_Owner04/18/2001 20:55Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!

@Lycos_Dog04/29/2007 06:28Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!

@Backstreet_Fan07/09/2013 01:48I want it that way... the funny way!

@Green_Day_Fan10/30/2009 05:50Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.

@Goosebumps_Kid11/04/2009 04:33Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!

@Powerpuff_Bubbs01/25/1997 22:45Sugar, spice, and everything funny!

@David_After_Dent04/12/2010 20:01Is this real life? Or is it just funny?

@Grammar_Nazi_9901/12/2003 22:50Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!