2020 Legacy: The “Nathan Apodaca” Vibe

Why was the guy on the skateboard drinking cranberry juice? Because “Dreams” by Fleetwood Mac was the only way to survive the 2020 vibes.

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why were "Fire" and "Water" trying to date? Because Pixar reminde...read more »

Why was the ape asking "What a wonderful day!"? Because Noa was b...read more »

Why was the king of the turtles singing a ballad about a princess...read more »

Why was everyone holding a ceramic hand? Because it’s the best wa...read more »

In 1996, Halloween was a masterpiece of neon, grunge leftovers, a...read more »

Day One: Why was the girl carrying a cat through an alien invasio...read more »

A zombie walked into a Halloween party and everyone screamed. He ...read more »

Why was the witch wearing lime green instead of black? Because "B...read more »

Why don’t skeletons ever fight each other? They don’t have the gu...read more »

In 2006, Halloween was a mix of swashbuckling sequels, the birth ...read more »

Why was the ghost so broke? Because he put all his "afterlife sav...read more »

A vampire walked into a bar and asked for a glass of warm blood. ...read more »

In 2002, Halloween was a mix of superhero hype and the kind of ps...read more »

In 2000, Halloween was a victory lap. We survived the "Millennium...read more »

@Java_Script_Kid09/29/2002 11:37Alert("HA HA HA HA!");

@Napster_User_9908/29/1995 03:45Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.

@SoundBlaster_AWE07/24/2007 16:20Crystal clear MIDI humor.

@Big_Snatch_Boris08/19/2003 09:50Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.

@Gaia_Online_Gold06/04/2014 13:35Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.

@Second_Life_Avy03/18/2012 14:10In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.

@Selfie_King_0508/23/2015 20:24Taking a photo of me laughing!