2006 Archive: The Java
Why did the blonde pour coffee on her mouse? She wanted to use “Java.” Part of the 55 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2006 Archive archive.… Read More »2006 Archive: The Java
2005 Classic: The Cellular Waistband Security
Keeping a medium-sized mobile telephone locked inside a rigid, leather pouch clipped to a braided belt, positioned exactly next to a plastic container of peppermint… Read More »2005 Classic: The Cellular Waistband Security
2005 Vintage: The “Joint” Intelligence Failures
Why “Joint”? Because it’s easier to share the blame than to share the glory. Part of the 32 Military Jokes: The 2005 “MRAP Mania &… Read More »2005 Vintage: The “Joint” Intelligence Failures
2004 Classic: The Justin
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin who? / Justin time for the 2004 Olympics! Part of the 52 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2004 Social… Read More »2004 Classic: The Justin
2002 Archive: The Ken
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in and play video games? Part of the 45 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »2002 Archive: The Ken
2000 Legacy: The Laptop Modem
Why was the traveler in the hotel lobby at 3 AM? It was the only place with a phone jack that didn’t have a “Hotel… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Laptop Modem
1999 Classic: The Best Costume Design
Why did the Elizabethan collars win? Because any dress that makes it impossible to turn your head is considered “High Art” by Oscar voters. Part… Read More »1999 Classic: The Best Costume Design
1999 Legacy: The Millennium Bug Excuse
“I couldn’t finish my essay because my family’s old desktop computer started acting weird due to early Y2K complications.” Part of the 41 School &… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Millennium Bug Excuse
1999 Archive: The All Star Song
Why did the traveler feel like a hero? Because Smash Mouth told him he was an “All Star” every time he walked into a terminal.… Read More »1999 Archive: The All Star Song
1998 Vintage: The Titanic (Post-Oscars)
I won 11 Oscars last night. I’m feeling “ship-shape.” Part of the 73 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified