I won 11 Oscars last night. I’m feeling “ship-shape.”
Part of the 73 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
That still only counts as one laugh!
My CPU is running hot after this one!
128kbps of pure comedy gold.
I knew you’d laugh at this.
Go, go, go! More jokes!
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I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!