2018 Archive: The Margarita
“Saltier than a guy who died in the first five minutes of Infinity War.” Part of the 52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite”… Read More »2018 Archive: The Margarita
2018 Vintage: The Crash
Why did the blonde call a tow truck? Her computer “crashed” on the information highway. Part of the 52 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2018 Archive… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Crash
2018 Archive: The “Transformation” of the Marine Corps
Why “Littoral Operations”? To remind the Navy that the Marines want their boat back and they’re going to be very loud about it. Part of… Read More »2018 Archive: The “Transformation” of the Marine Corps
2017 Legacy: The Girls Trip “Grapefruit”
I’ll never look at citrus fruit or Tiffany Haddish the same way again. Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The 2017 Spinner Revolution archive. Historically… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Girls Trip “Grapefruit”
2016 Vintage: The Death of Glenn Frey
Why the Eagles silence? For the loss of a songwriter who helped define the sound of the American West. Part of the 42 Musician &… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Death of Glenn Frey
2016 Archive: The VCR Chronological Freeze
Accepting that the digital timer under the television screen will flash “12:00” for the rest of human history because the user manual was thrown away… Read More »2016 Archive: The VCR Chronological Freeze
2016 Classic: Finding Dory
Why did it take 13 years? Because in 2016, we realized that Dory had just been trying to remember where the recording studio was the… Read More »2016 Classic: Finding Dory
2016 Archive: The Spider
I’m “weaving” through traffic for a Zubat. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2015 Classic: The Divergent Series
“I’m ‘Divergent’!” “Meaning?” “I’m a 30-year-old who still likes YA novels and snacks. I don’t fit in.” Part of the 56 Adult Jokes: The 2015 “Golden Dress… Read More »2015 Classic: The Divergent Series
2015 Archive: The “Glory” Performance
Why was everyone crying? Because John Legend and Common turned the stage into the Edmund Pettus Bridge and reminded everyone that “Glory” is a lot… Read More »2015 Archive: The “Glory” Performance