I’m “storing” my hope for 2009.
Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
I see funny people... everywhere!
But you have heard of this joke!
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
Remember me? I’m still laughing.
The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
3D laughs are the best!
Deal with it. This is gold.