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She says 70 degrees is “the temperature of a failed state.”

🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1999, everyone was hoarding canned goods and bottled water whi...read more »

In 2002, everyone was trying to climb walls like Spider-Man or su...read more »

My mother-in-law told me she wants me to treat her like a queen. ...read more »

Career advice from the most feared person in the family.I told my...read more »

Backseat driving taken to a whole new level of OHH!.My mother-in-...read more »

One night the couple woke to find the mother gone. In a clearing ...read more »

I’m not saying the mother-in-law’s ugly but she went to see that ...read more »

First man “I took my dog to the vet today because it bit my mothe...read more »

In 1997, the world was obsessed with the sinking of the Tita...read more »

In the court of family humor, the case is closed.The judge asked ...read more »

My mother-in-law stopped by for a visit one day. I asked her, “Ho...read more »

Last week my wife and I went to buy a car and the salesman asked ...read more »

In 2010, the world learned that we didn't just want iPhones; we w...read more »

In 2015, we were all staring at our wrists and trying to figure o...read more »

@CoolSkater9808/24/1999 06:35Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.

@Lara_Croft_9602/25/1998 01:28Found a real treasure with this one.

@Tamagotchi_Sitter10/07/2012 10:48My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!

@Sixth_Sense_Cole04/07/2006 14:36I see funny people... everywhere!

@Bluetooth_Bot03/15/2002 15:51Pairing... Connected... Laughing!

@Trainspotting_Rent01/20/2008 14:53Choose life. Choose a joke.

@Delicious_Links12/14/2003 20:30Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!

@Llamas_With_Hats12/17/2004 14:07Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!