Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bit me at the premiere!
Part of the 49 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2008 Heroic Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2024 Legacy: The Alpine
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Lettuce
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »
2025 Classic: The Dish
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dish. / Dish who? / Dish is a gre...read more »
51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
In 1996, as the internet started to crawl into our homes via nois...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Paris
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Paris. / Paris who? / Paris (Spar...read more »
38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2021 Squid & Spider Edition
In 2021, we were all playing games—some for a piggy bank full of ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cargo
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »
2025 Archive: The Ivana
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »
2025 Archive: The Hugo
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Ida
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Classic: The Mustache
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »
38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2007 Smartphone Revolution
In 2007, the world changed with a single touch. As we stood in li...read more »
51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
In 1995, before we had instant messaging, we had the door. Knock-...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Needle
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Needle. / Needle who? / Needle li...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Found a real treasure with this one.
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
All the search engines agree: this is funny.