1998 Legacy: The Bar Mat

The bar mat says, “I’ve tasted everything in this building, and I’m still standing.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »

@Dial_Up_King11/03/1997 23:09Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.

@Charmed_Ones08/02/2011 08:47The power of three... laughs!

@Scanner_Darkly07/10/2008 20:45I’m scanning this into my brain forever.

@Ghostbusters_V01/31/1999 16:54Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!

@Flashdance_What02/01/2010 22:28What a feeling! (Being funny).

@White_Goodman_G02/11/2009 05:51We’re better than you, and we know it!

@Friendster_Ghost03/06/1999 23:32Remember me? I’m still laughing.

@CounterStrike_Pro04/01/1998 00:51Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!

@Hat_Tip_Sir09/15/2003 19:42M’lady... this joke is superb.