I told her “Manners maketh man.” She said, “Then use your manners and ask me nicely before you eat my leftovers.”
Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket & Interstellar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
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I see what you did there. Clever!